Why did I go to work today?????

What if I would have just called into work today, would it have been a better day? I guess I will never know, because I did go to work... Let's see, I am an area manager for a national retail chain. We have some really dumbasses working for us. We are going through a remodel on our store because of Hurricane Rita. The restrooms are finally finished, and man they are pretty as far as restrooms go. They have marble floors and counter tops, just real top of the line. Well dumbass number 1 takes a bag of that stuff that smells good and has twigs and dried flowers (the name just escapes me) and puts in one of the toilets. Well we call dumbass number 2- which works on our dock. He is supposed to get the gear on and clean it out. Well we figure that he is an adult and has worked there for almost a year, surely he can do this right, WRONG. And shame on us, we didn't follow him into the restroom and make sure he did it correctly. Well 45 minutes later in walks dumbass number 3 (third time is always a charm) and takes a dump in the toilet. Well we have auto flushers and woooshhhh, down goes the poop and the smell good stuff..... Guess what happens next.... MAJOR overflow. Well if they had not been an auto flush toilet maybe it would have been contained into just the restroom.... BUT no, that could not happen, it has to flood the department downstairs... all over one whole wall of our big boys department. Over $5000.00 in damaged clothing. Guess what the topper is... the dumbass number 2 had already gotten off the clock and gone home.... Guess who gets to clean it up.... You got it... So I have to say today SUCKED
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